Everything Wrong With Chappie In 16 Minutes Or Less

 
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Everything Wrong With Chappie In 16 Minutes Or Less

After District 9 & Elysium, Blomkamp gives us Chappie... a really confusing sort-of-entertaining futuristic AI robot movie... full of sins. Thursday: Returning to a ...

Everything Wrong With Real Steel In 16 Minutes Or Less

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Everything Wrong With Spectre In 16 Minutes Or Less

Hello James, it is me, the lister of all your sins. Thursday: Dystopia time! Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?! Tweet ...

Everything Wrong With I Robot In 14 Minutes Or Less

I, Robot. This is one of the most boring action movies about robots ever made. Of course it has sins. Duh. Thursday: horror sins. Remember, no movie is without ...

Everything Wrong With Suicide Squad In 20 Minutes Or Less

Well, here's an absolute travesty of a movie, from start to finish. Suicide Squad has so many sins, I considered quitting. This movie is just... bad. And here are its ...

Everything Wrong With District 9 In 3 Minutes Or Less

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Today we have a new "Lowest Sin Count" movie, as we gear up for Elysium by taking a look at director Neill ...

Everything Wrong With Central Intelligence In 17 Minutes Or Less

Look, The Rock and Kevin Hart are both likable enough that you expect at least a little something out of an action comedy starring the two of them. But when you ...

Everything Wrong With The Maze Runner In 16 Minutes Or Less

So, here's a movie that tells you nothing, then tells you all the nothing it told you was a lie. So you can imagine we found some things wrong with it. "Some" ...

Everything Wrong With The Wicker Man In 16 Minutes Or Less

The Wicker Man, a movie you actually understand better BEFORE you watch it. Sinful as crap. (Shudder). Next week: a pair of connected films. Remember, no ...

Everything Wrong With Blade In 12 Minutes Or Less

Blade was actually one of the first--if not THE first--successful Marvel franchises. But it's sinny as hell. Thursday: An unexpected superhero sins video, and a ...

Everything Wrong With The Incredibles In 10 Minutes Or Less

Yep. We went there. One of the best superhero movies ever, the best Pixar movie, and one of our top 10 favorites... The Incredibles. Those of you who complain ...

Everything Wrong With Dark Shadows In 16 Minutes Or Less

Dark Shadows. Yep, you forgot all about--maybe on purpose... but it IS a movie that happened. And it is FULL of sins. Thursday: superhero sins. Remember, no ...

Everything Wrong With Hellboy In 16 Minutes Or Less

Hellboy. Yeah, you don't know what it is, I don't know what it is... yet it's a comic AND a movie. So we sinned it. Thursday: Lonely sins. Remember, no movie is ...

Everything Wrong With After Earth In 13 Minutes Or Less

After Earth. M. Night made it. You saw it. You hated it. The end, right? Nope... you still need to see its official sins. Thankfully, we've provided an easy way for you ...

Everything Wrong With The Fifth Element In 16 Minutes Or Less

Sometimes you go looking for sins in a movie you love and you find TONS of them. This... is one of those times. Next week: Celebrating 50 Shades with sins of a ...

Everything Wrong With Dr. Strange In 15 Minutes Or Less

Dr. Strange was a really enjoyable above-average Marvel film. Still, like the Stan Lee cameo... the sins in it were a foregone conclusion. So we counted them.

Everything Wrong With Insidious Chapter 2 In 16 Minutes Or Less

With the new Insidious Chapter 3 coming soon, we thought we'd take a look at Chapter 2 for sins, and we found a truckload of 'em. Next week: Our sinning finds ...

Everything Wrong With Kung Fu Panda 3 In 12 Minutes Or Less

I totally forgot they made a third one of these. Wow. Here are the sins of Kung Fu Panda 3. Thursday: Sins of a fight movie. Remember, no movie is without sin!

Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park III In 15 Minutes Or Less

Yep. Of course we did the third one this week as well. We're not stupid. However, several people involved with the making of Jurassic Park III WERE. Here are its ...

Everything Wrong With Insurgent In 18 Minutes Or Less

Receive your own crate of awesome from Loot Crate at http://www.lootcrate.com/CinemaSins Use code 'CinemaSins' to save 10%! Insurgent. Picking up where ...

Everything Wrong With Finding Nemo In 11 Minutes Or Less

Did we go there? Yes, we went there. And yes, even Finding Nemo--a movie I have often described as "nearly perfect"--still has sins worth counting. So here ...